Stag Shop - Always Thinking Of You... Greeting Card
Stag Shop's uncensored greeting cards are the perfect choice for celebrating milestones and putting smiles on faces!
Outside reads: "Always Thinking Of You..," Inside reads: "Except When I Jerk Off... That's When I Think Of Your Friends"
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Express Shipping · United States: $3.99
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United States · Return window (days after delivery): 30. Return method: By mail. Return postage: Seller pays.
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