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Fuck Water - Dick Polish Masturbation Cream - 9.1oz

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$34.03 $45.99 In stock

Category: Liquid

Experience long-lasting glide and intense solo pleasure with Dick Polish Masturbation Cream.

 This rich, oil-based formula melts effortlessly at body temperature, creating a slick, shiny finish that’s perfect for edging, gooning, or extended “me time.” Designed for durability and smooth, friction-free strokes, Dick Polish keeps up with your rhythm while delivering a uniquely indulgent feel.

Note: This cream is oil-based and not compatible with condoms or most sex toys.

Ingredients :

Petrolatum, Mineral Oil/Paraffinum Liquidum, Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Paraffin, Stearic Acid, Microcrystalline Wax, Tocopheryl Acetate, Canola Oil, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Tocopheral, Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil.

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 2 reviews)

David O. ★★★★★

Wasn't sure what to expect from a cream called that, but the texture is genuinely impressive—it stays slick for a long time without getting sticky. Heats up perfectly with body warmth, makes everything feel much smoother.

Ryan G. ★★★★★

The oil-based formula really does melt at body temperature, giving a slick, shiny glide that lasts way longer than water-based lubes. I used about a dime-sized amount for solo play and it didn’t dry out or get sticky. One small thing: the scent is a bit strong at first, but it fades quickly and the